My Vagina
Monologue
In the
beginning it was not my vagina. It was
my “down there.” As in – is everything
ok “down there?”
However, by
the time I was a Mom with daughters of my own, we used the proper word – not v
jay jay or hoo hoo or down there – but vagina.
That doesn’t mean we really talked about it. But at least we called it by name.
As I look
back I can see the many gifts of my vagina – discovering the pleasures of sex
and experiencing the mystery of childbirth.
One of the thrills of my life was
watching two granddaughters emerge from my daughters vagina. It is in watching it stretch and seeing a tiny
head crown, that I realized the wonder of what our bodies can do!
The babies
are grown and the sex life is diminished but my vagina has lessons for me still
as I face the vulnerabilities of aging. I
have a condition that embarrasses me and I looked and looked for some more
beautiful way to express the problem – and found this one – enuresis. Enuresis!
It flows off your tongue. Or I
could use the other term which sounds awful to my ears - incontinence.
It started a long time ago with the inadvertent spurts that came
following a sneeze or belly laugh.
Later, there were leaks when I was lifting or running. Added to that was a growing sense of urgency
– the dash to the bathroom hoping to make it in time, quickly unbuttoning my
pants, pivoting and plopping on the toilet.
It is a gradual progression from minipads, to maxis, to poise pads and
eventually (no I did not get there!) to depends.
Instead I
went to my doctor and asked about surgery.
However, just like when I had a frozen shoulder – her first response was
– “why don’t you try physical therapy? “
She assured me it would be private - “in a room with a door and a nice
woman will work with you.”
That was the
beginning of an adventure that has led
me into a deeper knowledge and relationship with this most precious part of my
body – my vagina.
I have
learned a new form of awareness about how I sit and what I drink and how it
affects her, my vagina. It turns out
that she holds my tension. More than I ever knew. Many people tell me
that I am a calming and peaceful presence.
You should see me with a nervous bride at a wedding or a fretful funeral
director before a service. I am
unruffled and serene. Except –
apparently my vagina is holding the tension tightly. And
here’s the thing : if your vagina is always on high alert you cannot squeeze
appropriately to stop the pee. So….another
lesson has been that relaxation needs to be complete – throughout every part of
my body. Guided meditations have become necessary as I confront this.
It turns out that tight muscles can be stretched
gradually through digital pressure. I am
more friendly and aware of my labia and
the powerful muscles of that part of my body than ever in my life.
My vagina
has also taught me that when there is a sense of urgency, accidents can be
avoided through practicing deep breathing.
I no longer make a mad dash to the bathroom, but now walk forward a step at a time, breathing deeply,
occasionally stopping to do Kegel exercises and am able to control how and when
I urinate.
Finally I
have learned again that my mind – my quick, sharp, smart brain – can betray
me. It convinces me that I am full when
I am not and creates a sense of demand and anxiety that is unnecessary. Is it possible that my sense of urgency is a
delusion or maybe a compulsion?
And so my "down
there", my vagina, my beloved vagina has become a spiritual teacher for me. An appreciation of Meditation, deep breathing, and bodily awareness have
become gifts of this journey. Most importantly, I have hope for change that
affects body and soul. I am awed by the mystery of it all and
trusting that these spiritual practices are making me stronger, wiser and drier.
May
it be so.
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